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I had a rare treat this week, a visit from a good friend and colleague; someone I used to work with, both in the Ambulance Service, and more recently, in the Police. I collected him from Norwich station on Monday lunchtime, and as it was his first visit here, had made a few plans to show him around the area.

After a quick trip to Tesco for supplies, it was out with Ollie to Beetley Meadows, and across Hoe Rough, to the disused railway line. It was nice for me to be able to show off the area, and for him to be able to visualise all the things we normally discuss on the ‘phone; like Beetley Village, our house, and of course, Ollie the dog. That evening, after Julie arrived home from work, we had a nice leisurely meal, a few drinks, and a good chat, before retiring early, with a busy day planned for Tuesday.

The next day dawned with overcast skies, hanging like grey curtains. This did not bode well for my aspirations of a trip to the North Coast, and long walks along the beach, and adjoining pine forest. However, he is made of sterner stuff than me, as he previously lived in Cumbria, likes climbing mountains, and thinks nothing of all-day bike rides. So, with lunch and water packed, and Ollie in the back of the Zafira, off we went. It was raining before we hit Fakenham, a steady drizzle enough to need wipers on the car. And it also showed no sign of improving, as we turned off onto the road for Wells-next-the-Sea. Undaunted, I remained cheerful, as I was happy to be out and about, showing my friend the almost deserted roads, and pointing out things like the large Maltings, and some disused wartime airfields. Arriving at the beach car park, I chose the ‘all day’ ticket option, leaving no margin for shirking.

Ollie was pleased to get out of the car, and he must have remembered numerous visits to the area, as he was soon heading off towards the Coastal Path. As my friend is a hardened walker, I decided we would choose the longer route, towards Brancaster, some six miles away. This is an easy walk, essential for a slacker like myself, yet it is also very pleasant, as it takes in both the woodland, and part of the sand dunes that edge the beach. Luckily, the rain soon stopped, but a brisk wind made us glad that we were wearing suitable coats. After almost reaching Brancaster, we doubled back to Holkham, a spectacular beach, on the private estate of The Earl of Leicester, but open to the public. It is a breathtaking sight, made all the better on this day, by being totally deserted, so doubly impressive. We continued into Holkham Village, to stop for tea, and  to admire the unique architecture of this constructed community, all part of the huge country estate.

As the weather continued to improve, we agreed to carry on to the nearby park, the grounds of the large stately home, which has free entry, and even Ollie was allowed, albeit on his lead. This is a pleasant location indeed, and must have been a wonderful place to live, when it was just the home of one grand family. It now houses a museum, some shops, and acts as a venue for food fairs, and open-air concerts in season. There is a large lake, and a massive herd of deer, freely roaming. There are various circuitous walks to enjoy, and we chose a short one, taking in a splendid memorial column, raised to commemorate a former Earl, in Victorian times. Then it was back towards the beach, late afternoon sun sneaking through now, and a walk of almost two hours, to get back to the car.

I resolved to make the best of the weather, and drove home along the attractive coast road. This takes in the marshlands, famous in the world of birdwatchers; past Stiffkey, Cley-next-the-Sea, Salthouse, and on to Sheringham, and Cromer. This is a magical journey, and feels like time has stood still in the small villages encountered on the way. After a look over the cliffs at Cromer, we headed home, ready for the anticipated trip to the local Thai restaurant in Beetley. Julie was home from work, and decided to leave us to go out together, so we could talk about ‘stuff’. This mainly involved catching up on the news about former colleagues, and discussing cameras, and photography in general. Ollie was left sleeping off his biggest day out ever, and we walked the short distance along the road to the New Inn. The meal was excellent, and as usual, I had rather too much wine. We were both early to bed, and agreed that it had been a very good day out.

This morning, I had to think of somewhere decent to visit, that would not be too time-consuming, as my friend had to catch his train at 2.30pm, which would mean a trip back into Norwich. I chose Walsingham, (both Great Walsingham and Little Walsingham) as it is not too far, and is steeped in history. It is one of the most famous religious shrines in Europe, and has been since Anglo-Saxon times. The small town (or large village) that has grown up around these shrines, has buildings dating back to the 11th Century, and there are lots of Elizabethan properties too, all in good order. After a long look around, we went into the ruined priory, dating from 1067, and discovered a hidden gem. Lovely grounds and gardens, a small river, and some amazing ruins. It was well worth the entry fee. We left Walsingham for the drive to Norwich, making reasonable time, well ahead of the train departure.

I drove home, then got changed and ready to take Ollie for a ‘proper’ walk on Beetley Meadows; where we were soaked by a torrential downpour.  No change there.

I really enjoyed the three days with my visitor, and made some discoveries along the way. I also began to enjoy living in Norfolk.

Orson Welles is considered by many to be the greatest film maker in history. I do not necessarily agree with that, although I do consider him to be one of the greatest actors of all time. His voice alone is worth a career, let alone his charismatic presence in a film.

As a very young man, I was captivated by him on film at the cinema, and on TV, when his films were shown there. His brief appearances in ‘The Third Man’, lift the film totally, and his wry grin steals every scene that he is in. Whatever you might think of him, his talent is surely indisputable, and from an early age, he showed the touch of genius that would characterise his life in cinema. The ensemble cast of his best known films, ‘The magnificent Ambersons’, and ‘Citizen Kane’, was to follow him throughout his all too short film career, and ‘Kane’ is often lauded as the best film ever made. (Although I don’t agree with that myself).

Despite his obsession with casting Joseph Cotten, who I have always considered to be at best an average actor, he enjoyed great success with many films, not least the aforementioned ‘The Third man’, and ‘The lady from Shanghai’, starring his soon to be ex-wife, Rita Hayworth. He was also a Shakespearean actor of some note, and was well-received as both Macbeth, and Othello, playing both leads.

For me, his genius is best viewed in only two films, ‘Touch of Evil’ in 1958, and ‘Chimes at midnight’ in 1966. If I could only ever have one film, it would be a hard choice between these two, with ‘Chimes’ probably winning. ‘Touch of Evil’, despite a classic miscasting of Charlton Heston as a Mexican police officer, is a lesson in film-making. The opening crane shot is an absolute wonder, no matter how many times you see it; Welles performance as an obese, corrupt cop, is a complete tour-de-force, and his presence on screen is mesmerising. He even ropes in Marlene Dietrich, as a has-been good time girl, and the location filming, with sumptuous black and white photography, is a lesson to anyone wanting to direct a film, let alone be one of the stars into the bargain.

‘Chimes at midnight’ sees Welles playing the Shakespearean character of Sir John Falstaff, with the various plays featuring him, rolled into one. His performance in that role is without parallel, then or since. He strikes just the right note of failed grandeur, pathetic has-been, and former bon-viveur; all essential to fully understand Falstaff’s decline. The acting is truly heartbreaking, and if you know anything of the actual story, it is also riveting in its authenticity. A bloated Welles, heavily made up, sonorous of voice, and acting seamlessly, is completely believable in this classic role. It is one of my favourite films of all time, and for my money, one of the best, and most complete films ever made.

I admit unashamedly to being a fan. I could watch Orson Welles read the news and be enthralled. His malicious twinkle in the eye, and cheeky grin, need no words to portray a character. He is the definitive actor, consummate director, and a true auteur.

I am glad he was alive, and thankful for all his work. So, from me, it is a ‘thank you’ to Mr. Welles.

This is not a post about anything in particular. It is a request for advice and information, flung like seed onto the fertile ground that is blogging. I am looking for opinion and comments about the numerous upgrades available from the WordPress store.

What do you all have, if anything?

Is it worth the comparatively small fee to become a dot com, instead of a _____WordPress.com? (If yes, why?)

I am unlikely to ever add video, music, or lots of photos, so do I need extra space?

No Ads. Does that really matter?

Custom and premium themes. I am fairly happy with my ‘look’, but open to comments.

I know this is not much of a post, so apologies in advance if you are thinking ‘And?’

I would like to know what ANYONE thinks about the whole subject of upgrades, themes, dot com etc. Positive or negative replies are all welcome, as I have no thoughts either way at the moment.

Over to you, bloggers of experience and talent!

Thanks in anticipation, Pete.

A week off

I just gave myself a week off. I haven’t posted on the blog since 30th April. (OK, I know nobody noticed)

Save for one post on my ‘other’ blog last week, I have been deliberately abstaining from blog writing. I did this mainly because I feel that I often saturate my blog with posts, and they become so frequent, that they overwhelm regular readers, and induce alienation in others. I was additionally interested in what else I would do, with the hours that I usually spend writing this blog.

So, what did I do?

I read other blogs. Those that I follow, I refreshed myself on, and commented on recent posts. I read some new ones, and even followed one. I wrote one post on the other blog, as I have mentioned; a ‘worthy’ piece, requiring some research and careful editing. That took a little while. I did some routine housework, and some jobs outside, aided by the improvement in the weather. As it was a Bank Holiday here, we also visited relatives in Hertfordshire, and Julie and I had a day out at the beach with Ollie. I managed to clean all my windows, using my wonderful Karcher Window Vac. (No, they are not paying me.) Then of course, there was the usual 2-3 hours a day walking Ollie over the meadows, and Hoe Rough. Not very exciting, admittedly. To be honest, I did not really feel that I had a lot of extra time. This is strange, considering I normally spend anything up to 10-14 hours a week, writing or preparing blog posts. It is a bit like the situation with money. If you stop spending something on a regular basis, like a magazine subscription, or a membership to something, you never seem to find that money has accumulated anywhere later.

Reading the other blogs was interesting. I went over many who had liked a post, or followed my blog, and read them in some detail. As well as the usual ‘buy my book’ efforts, so many are depressingly religious. Every other line is ‘God this’, or Jesus that’, banging on about how they feel that they speak to ‘The Lord’. I will state here, for the record. Please do not send me religious posts, or contacts to religious blogs. I am really not interested.

Now I have got that off my chest, what about the other ones, those that are not primarily religious? Photos, Graphics, Pictures. That is what they all mostly contain. Nothing wrong with that. I know that I don’t add pictures (deliberately) but they often spruce up a post, and on occasion, can be better than the words. I noted how many blogs revolve around failed relationships, and how they are blogging to recover. I hope it works for them. Then there are the travellers. It is all a bit ‘look at me, see where I have been, and how well-travelled I am. Oh, and here is a photo of me in that fantastic place, just to make sure you know I was there’. Some sour grapes from me perhaps, but I often read on, only to discover that they are actually selling holidays, travel experiences, or empowerment plans. Selling again. The Blog as Commerce.

I checked out a lot of political comment blogs, and found some to be amazingly well-informed, meticulously researched and credited, and actually entertaining to read. That was a nice surprise. Then there are the deliberately controversial, and downright offensive blogs. I found many amusing, some relevant, others pointless. The problem with all of them, is that they are a one-trick pony, going on and on about a subject every time they post, apparently seeking to find someone to offend. It gets tiring after a while. I looked into cartoon blogs, amusing ones especially. Many are of such quality, it is frankly baffling that they have not found a regular outlet in the mainstream.

After all this, I came to much the same conclusions as before. Too many are selling. A few are patently mad. Graphics and photos get an audience. Liking and following thousands of other blogs gets you huge viewing figures, and (presumably) potential income. Some people must blog for at least eight hours a day, on a full-time basis, to produce such huge outputs. I do not fit into any of those categories.

In the ‘pond’ that is Blogging, I am merely frog spawn amid the minnows, toads, and huge goldfish. I am happy enough though.

With thanks to those of you who told me to  carry on blogging about anything, I will continue with what is becoming something of a ‘serial’ post about my ongoing skin affliction.

With no remission in sight, and itching and rash unabated, I went back to see my GP today. I made the wise decision to make sure that I saw that same doctor, as in the surgery I attend, they will book you in with anyone. This is fine normally, but when a condition is running into it’s second month, I feel it is important to maintain continuity. Also, she seems very good, which never hurts, let’s face it.

Looking at my hips, back, and arms, she immediately reviewed her first diagnosis, that it was either an allergy, or some form of eczema, and promptly scrapped that idea. The rash is visible in a pattern known as a ‘Christmas Tree’, sweeping down in levels. like the branches of said seasonal arbor. Apparently, this makes it possible to firmly reach a diagnosis of a yeast infection/fungal skin rash, similar in origin to dandruff. (Which I never actually suffered from) Armed with this new information, she immediately advised cessation of the steroid creams, as they will not help, and can make it worse. I have also been given a stronger, soporific anti-histamine, to help me sleep at night.

To lessen the irritation caused by this condition, I have been prescribed a foaming body wash, (think anti-dandruff shampoo all over) and a cream that even the doctor described as; ‘basically- Lard’. This greasy concoction is almost impossible to have on the body, as it will contaminate clothing and bedding, and stain any furniture. I fail to see how I could possibly live normally, covered in some sort of white grease that ruins everything.

At least she is trying to help, and seems genuinely concerned, both minor miracles in my previous contacts with GP surgeries. It is usual, so she tells me, to wait 4-6 months before referral to dermatology at the hospital; but she will monitor my progress, and get an appointment for me before then, if she thinks it will help. I asked why she felt it could not be Lichen Planus, the previous guess. The lesions are not conforming to the normal pattern for LP it seems, and the other symptoms suggest a Candida related condition. The tree-like rash is so classic, that it leads down one distinct diagnostic path.

I don’t know what to think. I don’t much like the sound of having a fungal yeast infection, related to Candida. This is similar to Thrush, and it all sounds a bit ‘yuk’ (to use a non-technical term). I suppose, that on balance, it is marginally better than the auto-immune disease, which was previously diagnosed.

For those of you remotely interested, that is the progress to date.

As my Mum always said, ‘It’s not much fun, getting old’.

I have been around for a while. Long enough to have seen policing go through various incarnations. Police have been trusted, then unpopular, then hated, then reviled, and gone full circle to being popular once again. I have had, and still do have, relatives in the job, and my last period of employment prior to retiring, was as a civilian employee of the Metropolitan Police. To a fair degree, I speak from both contact, and experience.

Almost everything we understood about the Police has changed. We used to think we could rely on them for immediate assistance, if something terrible was to befall us. This is no longer guaranteed. Police stations are closing in their hundreds, and others have adopted the same opening hours as local gift shops. Officers on the street, always a reassuring presence, are being replaced by Community Support Officers. Well-intentioned they might be, but they do not have the same powers, the level of acceptance, or enjoy the traditional respect afforded to the old ‘Beat Bobby’.

In most areas, the Police have become another arm of bureaucracy. With civilian overseers, one hand tied behind their back by PACE, CCTV, and a system where everything is weighted in favour of the offender. Answering to Council Committees, Review Boards, and Government Investigative Panels, they have had the ability to do the job almost surgically removed. Funding cuts have been targeted at the wrong end of policing too. Patrols, immediate response, and attendance at burglaries, deceptions, and even less serious robberies, have all been shelved. At the same time, money is spent on Civilian Crime Commissioners, new management structures, helicopters, armed units, and increased computerisation.  Self-reporting via the Internet, crime numbers given for insurance claim forms, and non-emergency advice numbers, all represent the new style of policing emerging in the UK. Try explaining this to an old pensioner, duped out of their life savings by a doorstep conman, or a young single mum, who has lost everything when her handbag was snatched.

It may well be that the crimes are just not possible to solve. Bringing someone to the Courts for the offence, does not return the valuables, or allay the fears at night. That is hardly the point. People need to see someone, to feel that they matter, and that someone in authority is concerned about them. They hope to stop these things happening to others, and justifiably believe that they have a right to some kind of investigation, however basic. It is worth noting that they also contribute to policing by paying Council Tax, so if there is to be no resolution for the crimes they have suffered as victims, then why should they be expected to carry on paying?

The sad fact is, that the Police are alienating the very sections of society that traditionally supported them, at the times when they were least popular. Corrupt detectives, bribed by gangsters, heavy-handed officers, attacking pickets or rioters, even cases of tragic deaths in custody, none of this mattered to most people, the so-called ‘silent majority’.  They accepted these things as the necessary evils of policing, and decided that there were acceptable levels of collateral damage to be expected, to ensure reliable protection. It is those same people who are now marginalised, let down and betrayed by the system they upheld. They now install extra security locks, home CCTV systems, and keep baseball bats next to their beds. It has dawned on them, that the heyday of ‘good’ policing is over, and they have to take back responsibility for their own safety.

This is not the fault of individual officers, far from it. Given the opportunity, I suspect that they would like nothing more than the chance to chase down a robber, grab a burglar in the act, or take on a group of anti-social vandals. Unfortunately, they are joining a Police Service very different from the one they saw on TV as youngsters. The CPS decide not to prosecute offenders caught red-handed, even admitting their crimes, as they decide that the process is too expensive, or too consuming of Police resources. Forget the victim, forget the efforts of the Officers, they will just have to accept it, no repercussions allowed. Political correctness, and the rights of the criminal have become the creed of today’s Justice System. Light sentences, because of overcrowded prisons, Community Service, and Electronic Tagging, have replaced many custodial punishments, often for very serious crimes. This has left the criminal with a distinct advantage, for the first time that I can ever recall.

Given all this, is it any wonder that Police Officers are now rejecting the system, and using it to their own ends? Recent cases of officers claiming huge amounts for minor injuries incurred during working hours, have been widely publicised. There is a lot more happening though. Serving officers are selling information to the newspapers, and other media. This is not just for the money, as the sums involved bear no relation to the salaries and pensions of some of the senior officers involved. No, this is also driven by frustration, bitterness, and anger. In other cases, officers from ethnic minorities have joined various forces, only to almost immediately claim racial prejudice against them, and sue for huge sums. The very motives for joining the job are changing, as it is becoming perceived as a ‘cash cow’. To avoid more bad publicity, and fearing the playing of the so-called ‘race card’, these police authorities pay huge sums, to make the problem go away. Even those officers not considering legal action, in one form or another, are bombarded by images of a society consumed by litigation, usually successful. Their plans become a fail safe; ‘if X happens, I can always sue’, is a seed planted in their minds.

Other police officers are looking to get away from traditional policing on the streets. Why get into fights, chases, and riot situations, when they can transfer to the increasing number of office jobs, free of the rigours of shift work? They no longer need to worry about wrongful arrest, deaths in custody, being sued by criminals, or dealing with the gripes of victims. They can sit at a computer all day, pumping out intelligence briefings, crime figures, overtime cost calculations, and advising staff of Court appearances. They might even be assigned to a Crime Reduction Unit, where they can inform homeowners how not to call the Police anymore. Despite numerous reports and Inquiries, telling police forces to get officers back on the street, away from administration roles, and to better interact with the public, it is just not happening. At any given time, there are probably less than 40% of police officers employed, actually out on the streets policing. There may well be a need for the roles behind the scenes, but that should be secondary, and not at the cost of public disgust in the system.

Dixon of Dock Green will be turning in his grave.

Evening all.

In late 1972, I applied for a job as a company representative for Rizla, the manufacturer of cigarette papers. The LaCroix family had been involved in paper production in France since the 16th century. As early as the late 17th century, the company began to market papers specifically targeted at the emerging hand-rolling cigarette market, which was beginning to become an alternative to pipe smoking. By modern times, they were the the leader in the distribution of cigarette papers, and even though there seemed to be other brands available, they were probably a subsidiary. In effect, they had a European monopoly of these products. The foundation of the paper is rice, hence the name; RIZLA+.  Riz is French for rice, and the La Croix family name was shortened by the use of the cross symbol.

I was successful, and employed to cover the areas in the East; Essex, Suffolk, Norfolk, and parts of East London as well. At that time, the company operated from a head office in the somewhat unusual setting of Treforest, near Pontypridd, Glamorganshire, in Wales. I went down there and collected my new company car, a Ford Cortina Estate. I also picked up my promotional material, which mainly consisted of the perspex holders that you see mounted in shops, and the then innovative solar-powered window spinners, that rotated in shop windows. The great thing about that job, was that they did not actually want us to sell anything. It was actively discouraged in fact, and any orders placed during visits would be passed on to local wholesalers, who the company used to distribute all their products.

My role was simply to raise awareness of the product, act as a middleman between retailer and wholesaler, and to get as much promotional material into the shops as space would allow. There was a very good reason for this. Hand rolling was in decline; sales of rolling tobacco were falling, so it seemed logical to assume that our sales would suffer correspondingly. Rizla had decided to recruit a new team, with a new mission, to make hand-rolling sexy again, and to get it into the view of the new generation of smokers. It was not that people were not smoking, if anything it was on the increase, especially with young women. There was a new trend for women to work, even after marriage, and having children. They had more disposable income than ever before, and wanted to spend some of it on cigarettes. Similarly, youngsters were leaving school and finding it easy to get jobs. They had money in their pockets, and they wanted to seem grown-up too, so smoking was an obvious choice. The trouble for the hand-rolling industry, was that these new groups of smokers were shying away from roll-ups. They were seen as lower-class, old-fashioned, and indicative of low incomes, and manual jobs. Something needed to be done, and fast.

At the same time, the cigarette industry was pouring millions into some of the most sophisticated advertising campaigns ever seen in the UK. Short films were made, at huge cost, and shown in cinemas as advertisements. Sports sponsorship was also still popular at that time, and Formula 1 Racing was more or less funded by sponsorship from major cigarette brands. Think of Marlboro, JPS, Camel, Winston, Lucky Strike, and many others, who all had racing companies driving or riding under their logos, and in their colours. Somehow, Old Holborn or Golden Virginia just didn’t seem very 70′s. Racing car drivers, film stars and celebrities, were all constantly seen smoking, on and off screen. But nobody had been seen hand-rolling cigarettes since the days of John Wayne in westerns. It was going to be an uphill struggle, to compete with the giant tobacco companies, and try to make roll-ups fashionable.

After a short time in the job, it soon became apparent to me, along with everyone else in the company, that our retail customers were not interested in being trendy. They fell into distinct categories. There were those who saw hand-rolling as an economical way to smoke, and others who just preferred the taste of the various tobaccos on offer, as they were devoid of any chemicals to assist burning, and gave a mellower smoking experience as a result. The third, and newer category, was the young rebel, the person who wanted to smoke, but wanted to be different, so chose to hand-roll, almost as a statement. Whatever way you looked at it, persuading the majority of cigarette smokers to change, meant that they would be considered to be part of groups like these, and they did not want this association.

So, we muddled along for a while, putting up our holders, installing our solar spinners, and getting as much window display as we could persuade shops to concede to. We had promotions on rolling machines, filter tips, and anything we could think of, to try to make the hand-rolling as similar to ready-made cigarettes as possible. Areas were ‘blitzed’ by promotional teams, and we even gave away small samples of tobacco, provided to us by the manufacturers, in the hope of steering people along the route of rolling for themselves. It still didn’t work. Smoking increased, despite rises in taxation, and the ever increasing torrent of medical evidence against it. Unfortunately for us, rolling your own did not increase with it, and continued to fall in popularity. The company decided to diversify. When you have a product monopoly, it is very nice. However, if nobody wants that product any more, where do you turn?

In retrospect, they took the wrong turn, with the next strategy. A new range of products was commissioned, to bear the famous Rizla logo. These were very modern, and took the form of boxes to hold tobacco and papers, and up-to-the-minute rolling machines, created in armoured, textured plastic. They were black, very macho, and incredibly tactile. They would not look out of place in a minimalist designer interior, or gracing the ‘dashboard’ of Concorde. At first, the uptake was good. Shop managers and wholesalers liked them a lot, especially as we gave sales incentives, in the form of instant gifts, as they placed orders. The problem was, that the public did not want them. They still didn’t want to change from conventional cigarettes, even if they could store their roll-ups in an ArmaLite box. As for those still rolling, they actually preferred their old battered tobacco tins, and would not be seen dead with such poncified alternatives. Another re-think was in order.

They decided to bring into operation a large mobile display unit. This would be towed around the country, and appear at showgrounds, and in town centres, or anywhere that a good crowd could be guaranteed. Attractive young women wearing Rizla sashes, would invite passersby to come into the unit, and try out hand rolling, with free tobacco samples, again provided by the manufacturers. They also took space at various static exhibitions, and introduced a new line, totally unrelated to smoking, The Floating Candle. This was an eye-catching product, intended to draw crowds to the stand. It consisted of a set of small pressed plastic discs, with a protruding wick. Once floating, they appeared to disappear, giving the impression that the flame was floating unaided. Simply by applying a small layer of light cooking oil to water, they could burn for a considerable time, and could be used in almost any glass container, to very good effect. I worked the Ideal Home Exhibition stand in London that year. Long hours on your feet, very arduous, and incredibly repetitive. Despite living quite near London at the time, I was put up in an Earl’s Court Hotel, to be near the exhibition. Surprisingly, the Floating Candles were a huge hit, selling like the proverbial hot cakes. Unfortunately, there was still little interest in the rolling papers, or the new range of accessories that we were also promoting.

Soon after, the representatives from all over the UK, were called to a meeting in Pontypridd. We feared the worst, as despite our best efforts, we felt we had got nowhere. At the meeting, we sat around a huge table, presided over by the senior management. These men were stuck in the 1950′s, at a time when the rolling paper market was unassailable, and there seemed to be no possibility that it would ever decline. They did not sit comfortably with all the ‘new-fangled’ ideas trotted out by the marketing team, but had gone along with it, for fear that the whole business would collapse otherwise. They began the meeting by giving us some news. That news was surprising, to say the least.

They confirmed that sales of rolling tobacco were indeed down. Not only on the decline, but plummeting. The companies manufacturing these products had come to accept the inevitable, and were proposing to return to their traditional markets, and concentrate their advertising and promotions on keeping the hand-rollers that they still had. The surprising news for us, was that our sales of papers, of all  types, had actually increased dramatically. There had been falls in the sale of filter tips, rolling machines and pouches. Also, the new products had failed to capture the imagination of the smokers, and were being scaled down as a result. This left our company with a riddle. How was it, that paper sales were significantly increased, yet the tobacco that went in them was hardly selling at all? There was an interesting statistic given. On average, there are roughly two papers sold, for each cigarette rolled. This allowed for wastage, losing packets, and crumpling papers past the point to where they could still be used. The trend at that time showed a six to one differential in sales of papers to tobacco. This puzzled them; where were the other four papers going, and why were so many being sold to people who also bought conventional cigarettes?

I expect you know the answer to that one. I did then, but I was 21, not 60, like most of the managers. And it was 1973, in a Britain very different to the one we live in today. I was unsure whether or not to answer. Not only was I the most junior employee there, I was also the youngest, by at least ten years. I bit the bullet, put my hand up, and when indicated to speak, I arranged some papers on the grand table before me,  in the classic shape of the spliff. Five papers, no rolling tobacco required. I produced a cigarette from a packet in my coat, (this in itself was bordering on sacrilege, as though we were expected to smoke, we were also expected to be hand-rollers) split it along the middle, and spilled the contents onto the papers. I then tore the logo strip from a packet of papers, and rolled it into a ready-to use roach. They were looking at me as if I had placed a magic trick on the wooden surface, eyes blank, no idea what I was about to say, or do. ‘It is marijuana’, I said, using a name that I thought they would recognise. ‘They need the papers to roll the joints, but they don’t smoke loose tobacco’. I continued, encouraged by silence from the end of the table. ‘If we really want to catch the trend, we ought to be considering the manufacture of a king size, or larger paper. They are producing them in America, and selling loads.’

There followed a muted discussion. The older men felt that this would associate the company with drugs. The younger group thought that a King Size product could take the whole concept up-market, and that we would be able to ignore any associated drug use, in the exact same way as arms manufacturers accept no responsibility for anyone actually firing their guns. They were excited at the prospect of severing traditional ties with the producers of the hand rolling tobacco. They even discussed modernising the logo, and introducing new colours on the packaging, all to appeal to the youth (read Drug) market. I got a few strange looks. Some were undoubtedly worried about how I had come to this conclusion, and where I got my information from. I learned something about business that day though. They would never let a small thing like principles or potential law-breaking, get in the way of a good sales opportunity.

It was decided that I would be sent out, to get a feel for the market. Changing any aspect of the product, and possibly producing a larger paper, would involve monumental cost, in re-tooling machinery, as well as a huge increase in the advertising budget. At least they had their answer to the sales gap dilemma, and now they knew the reason, they determined to capitalise on it. I went to the one place I could guarantee finding existing sellers of those kind of products, retailers known then, and now, as ‘head shops’. They stocked Asian ornaments, joss sticks, shisha pipes (decorative only of course) and numerous items sourced from the Far East. Portobello Road, at that time emerging as a trendy area, long before the Noting Hill Carnival, and a film starring Hugh Grant, was to bring it to the world stage. In one morning, on my first call into a shop, I had sufficient interest in a king size paper bearing the prestigious Rizla name, to get an order, on paper, for tens of thousands of boxes as soon as they were available. I had more positive reaction after other calls, but just the one day was needed, to prove my case.

Rizla was excited, but they were not about to hand over such an amount to one customer, as he would naturally begin to wholesale it, and end up dictating terms to them, instead of the other way round. They got the idea though, and could see the market. It was goodbye to trying to promote outdated hand-rolling. They would continue with their familiar good sellers, and start the whole process of branching out into this new, and possibly unlimited market that had presented itself. Like almost everything then, from burgers to Jumbo Jets, they were going up in size.

I left the company in 1974, as I have told in a previous post, to become a taxi driver, and to work for myself. I had a great time there, albeit a short one, and I was left with good memories. I got to see a lot of the UK, met some real characters, and encountered all the previously undiscovered cultural differences that make visiting other areas such an exploration. Rizla did introduce King Size papers eventually, in 1977, presumably after their re-tooling and market research was completed. Others already existed, imported from America, thicker, yellow in colour, with paper made from buckwheat.

Once Rizla got on the bandwagon, everyone else’s game was over.

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