I rarely re-blog posts, but I could not resist this absolute gem.
She knew he didn’t love her
’cause his top three Snapchat rates
were all of other girls
and that web cam whore Kate.
And she wanted to hang out
but he said it was too late
then he posted on his Facebook page
all about his evening date
And after all the sexting and innumerable deletes
after all the texting and after all the tweets
after she had lain with him
their Facebook pic together
that evening she unfriended him
murmuring to herself